Come visit the 5-star Big Meaty Retirement Resort. DA-5250-6526-5950.
**New Spring Update For June!**
I'm the lone bachelorette caretaker tending to an entire island of cranky villagers, as they live out the remainder of their golden years in the lap of luxury (or until they run out of money, whichever comes first).
Take a gander at my private estate (which I totally didn't pay for by draining their retirement accounts). Come explore a vibrant downtown complete with luxurious townhomes, a bistro, boardwalk casino, and soccer field. Head to the East beach to enjoy the spa, carnival, and some beach volleyball. The West beach has a fully fleshed out tiki bar, live concert stage, and billiards hall (home of the senior circuit champions, The Big Meaty Ball Sackers). I've set up a wonderful seaside wedding venue (which I'll never get to use, unless I convince Dobie otherwise).
Take a stroll through Cherry Blossom Park, in the heart of the Big Meaty River. Explore the wonder of the Big Meaty Floral Market, and buy a plant generously donated by my beloved Crankies (all proceeds go to the "I need a new skylight in my mansion" fund). Pay no mind to my hidden treasure cove. It's nothing special (It's what I tell the tax bureau at least). Head up the mountain to relax at the sunset lounge, campground, and zen garden where several former cranky villagers are buried. Hey, it's better than dumping them into the ocean (which I may need to consider as I'm running out of space).
There's much to see here at Big Meaty (except for my treasure cove). We pack a lot into a tight space. Over 2000+ hours of work. Hope you enjoy! Please leave a review, if you like what you see.